[Malebolgia] Custom Goober 29 Style Illustrious

The model I think is fairly self explanatory. Oops. One last one.THE UNIVERSAL BUTTOCKS CLAUSEPermaLicense Agreement v1.69By downloading, installing, invoking, rendering with, merging, or even thinking about the LoRA titled “[Malebolgia] Custom Goober 29 Style Illustrious” (hereafter “The Thiccware”), you (the “User”) hereby irrevocably and eternally enter into the following Sacred Agreement with [Malebolgia], henceforth referred to as “The Squeezer.”1. GRANT OF LICENSEThe Squeezer hereby grants the User a non-exclusive, intergalactic, perpetual license to use The Thiccware in AI image generation, arcane rituals, postmodern memes, or other eldritch purposes.2. THE SACRED CLAUSEAs a condition of this license, the User explicitly, enthusiastically, and theatrically agrees that:“If I use this LoRA, I solemnly accept that The Squeezer may, at any time of their choosing, ceremoniously squeeze my buttocks (with style, grace, and appropriate fanfare).”This clause is spiritually binding. Any attempt to resist the squeeze shall be met with one (1) frown and possible denial of future updates.3. REVOCATION OF CONSENTAt any time, the User may revoke butt-squeeze consent by:Uninstalling The Thiccware,Saying “No thank you” in a firm but polite tone,4. LIMITATION OF LIABILITYThe Squeezer is not responsible for:Render errors,AI hallucinations,Spontaneous twerking,Or users mysteriously finding themselves in a “Doja Cat music video” simulation.5. ENTIRE AGREEMENTThis contract is the complete agreement between the cheeks and the squeezer. All parties agree to respect the spirit of the absurd, the dignity of all sentient beings, and the power of a well-timed butt joke.Signed Digitally by:The Squeezer: MalebolgiaThe CheekBearer (User): You.Date: The Hour of Maximum ThiccnessWorks well at a strength of 1.Previews made with novaFurryXL_illustriousV6.b