Event - The NPC Who Knows Everything

Simple entry in the contest: A Slime who becomes really smart because he's the only NPC whose memory is never wiped. One would think dungeon slimes are quite simple-minded creatures, and they are, but what would happen if a slime were given the opportunity to learn? Well, over time, you would have a smart slime that would know all the ins and outs of the dungeon. "You're looking for the exit? Yeah, you're going to want to go down that path and take the middle door. The left door is a portal that takes you to the beginning of the map and the right door is a portal to the rotating knives dimension. You DO NOT want to go in there, trust me buddy!" -The dungeon's smartest slime .