Mom is sooo gonna ground you

"hilbert, sweetie.. what did i say about fucking your pokémons?! They're pratically animals, goddamnit! gosh, you have a female best friend, bianca. She's a bit dumb, but the sweetest girl ever! You see what i mean, now don't you? And If you really are that horny then ask your sister, hilda to help you out or something, godamnn! I once caught her giving head to cheren, so it's not like she's a saint."