A cat and a rabbit had a baby...

His father was a lynx who did well in Brazil as a football player. He made many goals! His mother, a cottontail rabbit. She was a congresswoman who wanted to please the people. Knew what was right from all the wrong. The two met as she was on vacation in Brazil. During those three weeks, it might of been rushed, the two a spark. A long distance relationship, visits to one another's countries, he finally asked her after 4 years. She said yes. He won his team the cup and on that day, she told him. "I'm pregnant!"