PC Gaming Lyfe | LEDs Make It Go Faster

It's a well-known fact that upgrading your worthless, non-led Dingledork brand plain old RAM to Crucial GSKILL VENGINATOR APOCALYPSE MONSTER RAM makes everything go 20% faster. Why can't this work for everything? Well now, it can!Dinner? Of course!Jewelry? You bet!Gaming Chair? SNORT of course!Girlfriend? How the hell would you know? You don't have time for them! Remember, your everything goes 20% faster now!(pro tip with these transformation loras: stick to basic concepts, dont say red ferrari from miami vice, say sports car. Say dinner, not thanksgiving dinner, "standing" will help with 3d objects)Invoke with .8 strx made from pcgaming, then add:heatsink, fans, rainbow leds, logo, monster, in any combination or not at allBrought to you by Monster Energy (ok not really)For the love of all thats holy, share your creations it's super fun to see your warped twisted minds