The Forbidden Art of Below-the-Belt Warfare

For centuries, martial artists have devoted their lives to mastering sophisticated combat techniques. Swordsmanship. Unarmed combat. Defensive positioning. The cultivation of physical endurance and mental discipline. Unfortunately, recent experimental research has demonstrated that much of this training can be rendered temporarily irrelevant by a single extremely unsportsmanlike attack. The subject shown here has just experienced the practical application of this revolutionary technique. Her defensive posture has collapsed. Her combat readiness has been suspended. Her vocal performance has exceeded all previous measurements. The researchers are particularly impressed by the technique's ability to convert physical discomfort into immediate psychological outrage. The International Martial Arts Federation has officially prohibited its use. The military has requested a demonstration.