Pikachu's Netflix Paywalled Trailer!

**Scene:** A child sits in front of a TV. On screen, a hyper-realistic CGI Pikachu appears, holding a Netflix remote. **Pikachu:** "Pika-pi! Want to see the new *Pokémon Legends: Z-A* gameplay trailer? It’s super cute! But wait... it’s a **Netflix Exclusive** for the next 48 hours! Tell your mom to grab her credit card!" **Kid:** "But Pikachu, my mom says we can’t spend money just to watch an ad! Can’t we wait?" **Pikachu:** (Eyes darken, music turns minor) "Wait? *Pika...* do you think I care about your allowance? The stock price goes up *now*, not in two days. If your mom won’t pay, she doesn’t value your joy. And if she doesn’t value joy... maybe she shouldn’t have bought you a Switch in the first place. Poor people don’t buy my merchandise anyway. *Chu.*" *(Screen cuts to black with a "Subscribe Now" button.)*