The Ninja vs. The Sun Punch

## The Ninja vs. The Sun Punch **Harley Quinn:** "Nice try, Batsy! But if *I* destroy the golem, I remove the obstacle for Superman and Supergirl! So fight me, Batman! No hiding behind your Kryptonite-proof friends!" **Batman:** (Side-stepping a massive mallet swing) "I just hope **Joker** isn't watching this fight. He’ll become jealous again. He’ll be screaming, 'Hey! Why are you fighting Harley instead of me, Batman!?' Fighting the same villain is getting stale and boring at this point." **Harley Quinn:** "Quit talking and fight me, Batman!" She leaps into the air, her golden aura flaring. "*ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!*" She unleashes her **Rapid Sun Barrage**, a flurry of glowing punches moving at light speed. But Batman doesn't just block them; he **dodges every single one**. He weaves through the golden storm like smoke, his cape fluttering untouched. **Harley Quinn:** (Panting, eyes wide) "Wait, how is it possible!? How did you dodge my **Rapid Sun Punch**!? Those hits are guaranteed!" **Batman:** (Landing silently on a floating pixel-block) "I’m a **ninja**, remember? Stealth and evasion are my stats. Now, do you want to see a **Jutsu** like it’s from the **Naruto** franchise?" **Harley Quinn:** (Dropping her mallet, clapping excitedly) "Wait, you can do *that*!? I’m supposed to stop you, but I *really* want to see it! Do the hand signs! Do the hand signs!" **Batman:** "Fine. But don't tell the League. **Shadow Clone Jutsu!**" *POOF!* Ten Batmen appear instantly, surrounding a bewildered Harley. **Harley:** "OH MY GOSH! THAT’S SO CHEAP! I LOVE IT!"