Mei-Lin's great luck! - Daily Fortune Generator

I wasn't kidding when I said in the last piece that I made a bunch of these 😂 ...at 8,000 credits a piece 💀 (I have the credits to spare, I'm just cheap) This time around features Mei-Lin. She has pretty good luck all-around, but two points: 1) Of course she has five stars in Social Luck, she's a cute kid that everyone likes! 2) Because she's a cute kid that everyone likes, she should not have a Twitter/X account. Addams and Morris would put a stop to that *immediately* "I don't understand, Uncle Addams. Why can't I go on this website?" "Well pumpkin, there's good people on the internet and then there's bad people on the internet. A lot of the bad people like to go on Twitter/X and say really mean things to people they've never met, not to mention all these...weird advertisements...Hey Morris, what's that?" "Addams, this is an advertisement for...sauce..." "Sauce? Like the stuff you pour on food?" "Yeah, some lady back in the Federal Union is selling sauce off of her X account. She says she'll fill a mayonnaise jar full of sauce and mail it out for 1,000 credits." "Wait, she's mailing sauce, most likely unpasteurized, in a second-hand container, through the regular postal service?" "...yeah, that's what it looks like..." "Ok, Mei-Lin can't use this website...ever. As a matter of fact, people are so feral online that maybe she shouldn't use the internet until she's nineteen years old. The whole internet is getting out of hand these days." (We like to joke in this space, but the thing about someone selling questionable sauces through their TikTok/Twitter accounts actually happened. Just someone selling and mailing perishable food products through their account. This happened back in 2022, so it wasn't even that long ago)