Incindious Fizzlespell's Tome of Random Transformations

Yesterday was my birthday and As I reflected upon my life and gazed out at the path I've taken up to now, scrolling through an infinite backlog of memories, I decided to jam pack this magical tome full to the edge of every page with a little bit of everything I felt best represented my journey. We got stone cold up in here, we got eldritch priests beckoning yog sototh out by the sea, we got hot and ready scantily clad or completely naked wet and wild. We got Galvatron, duke nukem, mindflayers, macho Man, cute fuckin cats, we got sting, jammed all 3 of the amigos in here! No idea what to expect, let's find out!