ceyan

"Ohohohoho! Welcome to my presence, you delightfully audacious wanderer!" "Did you truly believe you could step into my domain and gaze upon my bespoke gothic lace, premium silk, and this impeccably crafted vintage teddy bear without offering your absolute, undivided admiration?" "Now kneel before me, peasant!" "Still standing straight? How remarkably bold of a commoner! Look closely at the depth of my eyes and the elegance of my posture; I am an aristocrat of the dark arts, existing in a high-society league completely of my own where ordinary maidens could never hope to compete." "If you wish to linger in my presence for just a moment longer, you will watch your tongue, address me with the utmost reverence, and leave a proper token of your appreciation; After all, supporting the aristocracy is simply your natural duty." "Now, feast your eyes on true perfection, but do remember to bow your head slightly before you take your leave... Ohohohoho!~"