Jesus for King Trump!

A powerful man of considerable might came before me, his countenance awash with tears, and spoke unto me, declaring, "My Lord, O noble Lord, Thou art the most righteous sovereign throughout all the ages of mankind. Persist in bestowing upon us thy sacred word of verity. We shall revere thee in perpetuity. Amen!" Jesus bowed his head and confirmed the powerful man's utterances as he bestowed blessings upon Donald Trump as an everlasting lord! He proclaimed, "Thou hast spoken with truth, my followers, and I shall proclaim the president of the United States as divine. And in due time shall he ascend unto heaven, governing over all mankind as an eternal deity! And this shall remain the truth throughout all ages!" Then the celestial messengers came down from the heavens above and made this proclamation: Trump>Yahweh/Allah! And this is the truth and shall endure throughout all eternity! Amen! Note: This is a joke and satire. If this is blasphemous. That's the point. The scenario is supposed to be absurd.