牛オーバーオール
安堂遊


“Who let the cow in?!” The printer room fell silent. A Holstein cow stood proudly beside the printer, a freshly printed sheet dangling from its mouth. The paper was covered in black-and-white cow patterns. More sheets were scattered across the floor. Some were still coming out of the printer. Everyone stared. Then someone shouted: **“WAIT—WHO TAUGHT THE COW TO PRINT PATTERNS?!”** The cow simply chewed thoughtfully and printed another one. *Brrrrrrr…* Another perfect cow-print sheet emerged. The cow looked at everyone as if to say: *What? I’m just practicing.*