Pant-stealing Pinkie

Pinkie Pie: (Hiding in the bushes where she sees Rainbow Dash as she giggles mischievously) Target located... (Giggles as she rubs her hands together before jumping out of the bushes) Incoming! Rainbow Dash: Huh? (Cut to black, where a yanking sound was heard. Later...) Pinkie Pie: (Carrying Rainbow Dash's pants as a trophy) Yes! I got them! (Laughs) Pinkie Pie: (Laughs as she holds up the dark denim pants with the rainbow lightning bolts) Look at them, Dashie! They are so colorful! Rainbow Dash: (Blushing deeply, covering her cheeks with both hands as she stands there in her polka-dot underwear) Pinkie! Give those back right now! This is totally uncool! Pinkie Pie: (Giggles, holding the pants just out of reach) Aw, come on, don't be a party pooper! I just wanted to admire the craftsmanship. Plus, you look surprisingly aerodynamic like this! Rainbow Dash: (Shivering slightly, looking around nervously) It's not funny! What if Applejack or Twilight see me? My reputation will be completely ruined! Pinkie Pie: (Smiles warmly, handing the pants back over) Alright, alright, mission accomplished! Here you go, Dashie. A true party planner always knows when to return the prize. Rainbow Dash: (Snatching the pants back quickly and pulling them on) Thanks. Next time, just ask to see my new jeans like a normal person!