An Oshi No Ko Parody: Part 3

**EXT. KAWAUCHI – PORCH – AFTERNOON** *Ai is sitting on the porch steps, legs crossed, eating a melon pan. Gorou is raking leaves in the garden. The two toddlers are inside, screaming at each other about a spoon.* **GOROU:** *(raking, not looking up)* So. What are you planning to do? **AI:** *(mouth full)* Hm~ **GOROU:** "Hm" is not a plan. **AI:** Maybe... a nurse? One day? **GOROU:** *(rake stops)* ...A nurse. **AI:** They help people! And they get to wear the little cap! And they say "I'm here to help" in a very serious voice and everyone respects them! **GOROU:** Ai. How old were you when I first met you? **AI:** *(thinks very hard)* ...Sixteen? **GOROU:** Sixteen. You are *sixteen*. You have not finished high school. You have not taken a single standardized test. Your entire "plan" is a melon pan and a nurse's cap. **AI:** *(defensive)* I'm a *greedy* idol, Gorou. I want to be a nurse AND a— **GOROU:** You're not an idol anymore. **AI:** ...I want to be a nurse and a *person*. **GOROU:** Fine. A person. Great. Persons need *education*. You're going back to school. **AI:** *(melon pan freezes halfway to her mouth)* ...What. **GOROU:** School. High school. Then, if you want to be a nurse, nursing school. That's the actual path. You can't just... put on a cap and say "I'm here to help." **AI:** But I *am* here to help! I'm helping the babies! **GOROU:** You're feeding them formula and losing to a cat. That's not nursing. **AI:** *(quietly, hurt)* ...The cat is *aggressive*. **GOROU:** *(sighs, sets down the rake, sits next to her)* Look. You spent two years being the most famous person in Japan. You have zero academic credentials. You are sixteen. You are in a town with a population of four thousand. What are you going to do in five years? **AI:** *(long pause)* ...I don't know. **GOROU:** That's fine. That's actually the first honest answer you've given me in two years. But "I don't know" is a *starting point*, not a plan. School gives you a structure. A routine. A reason to get up in the morning that isn't "the babies are screaming." **AI:** *(small smile)* You're very practical. **GOROU:** I'm an actor and a doctor. I've been practical for a living since I was nineteen. You were the impractical one. You were the one who winked at a *stabbing*. **AI:** *(laughing, a real laugh)* Okay, that's fair. **GOROU:** *(picks up the rake again)* Application deadline is in three weeks. I'll help you with the paperwork. **AI:** *(watching him rake, very quiet)* ...Gorou. **GOROU:** Yeah. **AI:** Thank you. For not letting me just... be a person who doesn't know what she's doing. **GOROU:** *(raking, not looking at her)* You'd be terrible at it. You'd probably try to make "confusion" into a *character arc*. **AI:** *(offended)* I would *not*— **GOROU:** You absolutely would. *Inside the house, a baby screams. Both of them look toward the door. Neither of them moves.* **AI:** ...Nursing school. **GOROU:** Nursing school. **AI:** In *five* years. **GOROU:** In five years. *They go back to their respective things. The cat walks across the porch. Ai does not chase it. This is, for the first time in her life, a small victory.* **FADE OUT.**

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character: hoshino_ai wide shot, from side, 1girl, 2toddlers, cat, sitting, on edge, engawa, veranda, rural japanese house, oversized t-shirt, messy bun, loose strands, purple hair, sidelocks, hair between eyes, purple eyes, star-shaped pupils, holding mug, both hands, cupping mug, steaming, tea, barefoot, looking to the side, tender smile, sunlit garden, lawn, chasing, playful, toddler boy, toddler girl, play clothes, tabby cat, running away, small bird, perched on fence, wooden fence, vegetable patch, farm plots, small town, distant mountains, warm golden morning light, soft shadows, pastel colors, light film grain, slice of life, peaceful In a wide three-quarter side view of a sun-drenched rural Japanese house, a young woman sits relaxed on the polished cedar planks of an open engawa veranda, her bare feet dangling just above the stone footstep below. She wears a slouchy, oversized cream-colored cotton t-shirt that drapes past her mid-thigh, and her deep purple hair is gathered into an artfully loose messy bun at the crown, with wispy bangs framing her forehead and sidelocks brushing her jawline. Her violet eyes, lit with luminous star-shaped pupils, gaze with soft affection toward the garden fence, her lips curved into a quiet, contented half-smile. Both of her hands cup a warm ceramic mug held against her chest, where delicate curls of translucent steam rise steadily in the still air before diffusing into the sunlight. In the grassy midground of the yard, two cheerful toddlers in pastel play rompers scamper across the dewy lawn with outstretched arms, giggling as they chase a reluctant mackerel tabby cat whose ears flatten as it bounds nimbly past a patch of leafy staked vegetables. On the rustic horizontal rail of the wooden garden fence, a small sparrow perches quietly, head cocked toward the veranda. Behind the fence, low tiled rooftops of a tranquil countryside settlement yield to misted, layered green mountains rising into a pale sky. Low-angled morning sunlight cuts sideways across the yard, casting elongated warm shadows across the lawn and picking out the polished woodgrain of the porch. A palette of washed mint, buttery amber, pale lavender, and sky blue bathes the scene, textured with a fine, gentle film grain. Serene and quiet.

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