Lord Astaroth missed the boat on summer.
"Oh? If it isn't Lord Astaroth. What brings you to a place like this?" "Forneus?! What are *you* doing here?" "Just beach cleanup duty. It was a huge success this year, you see—which unfortunately meant trash piling up everywhere. So, my subordinates and I are out here in full force to clean it up." "W-wait a minute! Um, does that mean the beach is already closed?" "Yes, it's September now, so the summer vacation season is over. Aside from a few surfers who have special permits, swimming isn't allowed anymore." "No way! I busted my tail finishing a mountain of work just so I could come here for a vacation...!" "That is a shame. Since the mountains are the main attraction for vacations this time of year, you might be better off going hiking, mountain climbing, or camping." "But there aren't any girls in swimsuits in the mountains! I want to frolic at the beach with girls in swimsuits!" "There are girls in the mountains, too. I hear that in the human world, there are 'mountain girls' and women who go solo camping." "I can't get excited about girls bundled up in thick clothes that hide their curves! I want to see girls with 'bombshell' figures showing off 80% of their bare skin!" "Lord Astaroth... You're the Director of the Judicial Bureau—is it really okay for you to be saying things like that?" "Official duties and personal desires are separate matters! I just want to get close to girls (in every sense of the word)!" "......Is it really safe to have this guy as the guardian of the law in the Demon Realm? (-_-;)" It's almost refreshing to see someone so completely driven by their instincts (lol).

