Halloween Exorcism Protocol

This time, we've invited Mr. Higa Ryuuhei from Kira☆Kira to demonstrate the ancient Japanese art of exorcism: throwing salt at things. According to certain concerned guardians of traditional values, Halloween is a deeply sinister occasion. Pumpkins, costumes, and suspiciously affordable candy are apparently signs of an impending moral catastrophe. Fortunately, Japan has developed a highly sophisticated countermeasure: the strategic deployment of sodium chloride. Armed with a handful of salt and absolutely no theological qualifications, Mr. Higa is here to protect civilization from this grave seasonal threat. Whether the ritual actually works remains unclear. But the forces of darkness have now been properly seasoned.