Abyssal Anthropomorphic Lure

An investigation report on the "social-eager mutation" of the top predator's mimetic organ in the 10,000-meter deep sea zone. On-site deep submersible spectral sampling confirmed that the luminous appendages extending from the top of the head of this giant Angoliform are 96.8% morphologically consistent with the outline of the upper body of a human female. Marine sociology experts seriously deduced: This is by no means a simple feeding organ, but because this species has been in a high-pressure, dark and zero-social environment for a long time, it has evolved a psychological compensatory physiological structure that is extremely eager to be hugged. The eighty-four bone needle-like teeth that protrude outward from its mouth are purely "passive smile expression muscles that have deteriorated due to excessive lack of communication." Passing deep divers are advised to refrain from the urge to shake hands to avoid being "enthusiastically absorbed into the digestive system" of the creature. 🌊💡