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My Dog, Marfmarf, and my cat, Milkshake
Firguy the Foot Fetishist from 4chan


One time, I was walking my dog when I met my old principal from Elementary School. Ironically, she was a bitch, less ladylike than my own real bitch. So my principal decided to prattle on and on about how much of a horrible child I was and Marfmarf peed on her. I was proud.